natty fatty

my shower door fell off today. thats it. IM FAILING MY DRIVING. BAD OMEN X 10!!! :( today i forgot how to do perpendicular parking. tomorrow im just going to imagine that you 2 are sitting in the backseat and then i will be fine. except the car might be only driving on the 2 back wheels cos you're so fat.

by the way today when i was coming home in a taxi iw as thinking about if i passed my driving test, how i would make a cd and sing to it without moving my mouth so people wouldn't know i was singing (like a ventriloquist!) and then i forgot i was in a taxi and actually tried singing and had to cover it up by coughing. it was highly embarassing.

omg lam you found the group order? YAY FOR YOU AND JAPANESE!!! by the way drishti, you should try out the function on the blogger homepage:

BLOGGING IN HINDI!!!! hahahahah THERE IS NO WORD FOR TRANSLITERATION IN HINDI :O:O:O that means if this page were translated into hindi the only words in english would probably be TRANSLITERATION and FATTY.

i have a huge bruise on my arm now because of the stupid shower door :( maybe i should think of it as a blessing in disguise and then purposely pretend that i'm being beaten because my slave driver wants me to get a driving license so i can do deliveries.. and if i dont pass i'll be stoned to death and quartered. eh dwind do you remember that whole email conversation we had in econs about driving the motorcycle and sri and my little pony? i wished we saved it :(

lam in response to the following statement:

konglam---fat kwee where are you i found group order says:
is he interested in sexy hot vibrant asian chick like me

HAHAHA PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. vibrant my backside. you're as vibrant as a zebra crossing. but seriously, LETS GO TO TOKYO!!!!!!!!