swan lake leading lady

nat rmb u asked me to check for heart shaped hairclips here the last time..
is it sth like those in the pic..
they have the single fat hearts ones but i got these for myself..
a lot of colourss..

nat: konglam's new dream

I had an interesting conversation with kong lam just now:

konglam: i am gg to take ballet lessons nattt
nat: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
konglam: I AM SERIOUS!!! I TALKED TO THE DANCE TEACHER ALR. I AM GG MAN
nat: lol.. okay.. go la! be the next swan lake
konglam: HOW DID U KNOW THAT WAS MY GOAL

I guess she has realised her true goal in life. Screw HKU! Stop learning Japanese! Just go join the tchaikovsky ballet theatre and be a ballerina for life.

Anyway.. I present to you:
KONG LAM THE BALLERINA


And on the count of three...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

nat

shit im bloody bored :(
i miss all of you!!!!
KONG LAM DRISHTI IS COMING BACK IN 15 DAYS
HAUL YOUR BACKSIDE HERE L(

lam

nat: does ur last title mean WTF instead of Q-tf??

anyway! why haven u been online since u got ur damn license? did u get a new job as a taxi driver or sth??

WHEN ARE U GUYS COMING TO TOKYO.
PLS COME.

drishtiiiiii is hornnny

nat: QTF!!!

falksjdfakjdsf the singtel mio people came today to install suppposedly "faster" internet.. BULLSHIT!!!!!! my downloads are decreasing by the second and i'm getting disconnected very minute. bitch slap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lam

natttt
CONGRATS TO YOU.
and to US. haha we can save a bundle on cab.

go read my blog.
www.alittlefallofrain.blogspot.com
haha omg i think i look so funny.
sadako can be my best friend.
and nat u have the ultimate million dollar pic.

YES PLS COME TO TOKYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMEEEEEEEEEEE!

drishti where are our indiana corrrnfield pictures!
and ur room!! with TING!

nat

I PASSED MY DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the instructor made me park the car then i was sitting at the wheel gripping it until my hands were white cos they said you go upstairs before they tell you that you pass/fail and so i was waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car.. and then he was looking at the paper and went "okay la i pass you"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then i was so happy i shouted "REALLY!??" and he looked at me funny and went "ya" then i said "thank you thank you!!!!!!!" then he said "you're welcome" AND I AM SPECIAL BECAUSE 8 PEOPLE TOOK THE TEST AND ONLY 3 (INCLUDING ME THE FATTY) PASSED!!!!!!

and now in celebration of me passing, lam's face has swollen up to 23984732 times the size of her regular face. YAY!!!!

btw yes yes yes we must go to tokyo!!! but where will we stay :( oh oh and then we can go force drishti to eat dead uncooked fish!!! hahahah i think i have used enough exclamation marks for the entire page already!!! ahahaha. OH DISNEYLAND!!!!!

oh oh oh watch this!!!!!! its so super hilarious i tell you.. she looks like a cabbage patch doll!!

drishti

yeaaaaaaa that would be funnn!! okay lets go to tokyo. haha. i gotta run soon, i have some group project :( i just wanna say CONGRATS FATTY! you better come pick me up in a car now. your lambo pls. hahaha jk. and yesterday holy shit. i needed to pee, and i opened the bathroom door and there was BLOOD ALL OVER THE TOILET. it was sooooooo sick. then the other day there was shit in one, vomit in the other. sighhh dorms!!! i wanted to take a pic but i thought it would be too sick. hahaha

anyway, did you guys hear about the virginia tech thing? disgusting man. wtf is happening to this world! it's very sad. :(

okok i g2g. i will ttyl. shmucks!

pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls come to tokyo.
i was just thinking during dinner that it would be sooooooo fun to go disneyland with my 2 fatties.
like the feeling will be so diff from gg with family.
and we can take like 4765543843579 pictures!!!
NAT! HOW WAS DRIVING???

nat

im bloody shiiting my pants from nervousness.
DRIVING IN 1.5 HOURS.
LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR DRIVING NOW :)
I WILL UPDATE YOU WHEN I COME BACK :D

natty fatty

my shower door fell off today. thats it. IM FAILING MY DRIVING. BAD OMEN X 10!!! :( today i forgot how to do perpendicular parking. tomorrow im just going to imagine that you 2 are sitting in the backseat and then i will be fine. except the car might be only driving on the 2 back wheels cos you're so fat.

by the way today when i was coming home in a taxi iw as thinking about if i passed my driving test, how i would make a cd and sing to it without moving my mouth so people wouldn't know i was singing (like a ventriloquist!) and then i forgot i was in a taxi and actually tried singing and had to cover it up by coughing. it was highly embarassing.

omg lam you found the group order? YAY FOR YOU AND JAPANESE!!! by the way drishti, you should try out the function on the blogger homepage:

BLOGGING IN HINDI!!!! hahahahah THERE IS NO WORD FOR TRANSLITERATION IN HINDI :O:O:O that means if this page were translated into hindi the only words in english would probably be TRANSLITERATION and FATTY.

i have a huge bruise on my arm now because of the stupid shower door :( maybe i should think of it as a blessing in disguise and then purposely pretend that i'm being beaten because my slave driver wants me to get a driving license so i can do deliveries.. and if i dont pass i'll be stoned to death and quartered. eh dwind do you remember that whole email conversation we had in econs about driving the motorcycle and sri and my little pony? i wished we saved it :(

lam in response to the following statement:

konglam---fat kwee where are you i found group order says:
is he interested in sexy hot vibrant asian chick like me

HAHAHA PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. vibrant my backside. you're as vibrant as a zebra crossing. but seriously, LETS GO TO TOKYO!!!!!!!!

lam

OI FATTY!
ALL THE BEST FOR YOU DRIVING TEST TMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE ALL WAITING TO HEAR THE GOOD NEWS.
HAHA CHARM UR EXAMINER WITH YOUR FATS!

lam

konglam---fat kwee where are you i found group order says:
is ur lecturer hot
drishti;* says:
extremely.
konglam---fat kwee where are you i found group order says:
omg shit
konglam---fat kwee where are you i found group order says:
is he interested in sexy hot vibrant asian chick like me
drishti;* says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
drishti;* says:
first of all
drishti;* says:
its a SHE.
drishti;* says:
2nd of all
drishti;* says:
i dont think anyone wants a fatty like you

sometimes i really feel so appreciated by my fellow fatties.

SERIOUSLY CAN U GUYS PLS PLS PLS COME TO TOKYO.
YA THEN WE CAN GO KOBE OR WHEREVER.
HAHA YES DRISHTI WE NEED TO BUY 2 SHINKANSEN TICKETS. ONE FOR UR ASS AND ONE FOR UR BOOBS.

EAT SO MUCH CORN NO WONDER YOU ARE SO CORNY.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I FIND MY JOKE SO FUNNY.

dwind dwind

helloo hello!
wow i hate you guys. i'm supposed to be doing work but LOOK WHAT I'M DOING INSTEAD! sick! i feel like puking coz i think i'm hung over. i'm also kinda hungry. i think i'll order some pizza tonight! YES I AM A FATTY. the other day i was craving for ice cream and i went to get some, and someone made a very fatty comment. "why is it that everytime i see you, you are eating?" hahahahahaa. i'm living up to my name okay! you guys should too! kl, why do you mean SO FAST? i can't fucking wait to go homeeee!!! 3 more weeks hurry up!!! omggg i totally think we should go to tokyo! i really wanna go. can we go to kobe too? ahaha coz my friend from here lives there and i wanna visit her! omgg yay japan! i will stick out like a sore thumb! but then again so will you guys coz you're fatter than the average!
omg. did you see the group nattyfatty made for me on facebook?? "the best boobs belong to drishti" hahahahaha. <3<3 thanks thanks. you haven't even seen them fats!

oohh nat the other day i was drinking soup and there was corn in it! hahaha it was funny. i thought of you! and how did your driving go btw? HAHAHA YES YOU'VE SHOWN ME THAT PIC BEFORE! LOLOLOL.

kl, yes indiana is like mainly cornfields. haahha it's in the mid-west. near chicago. i already have a corn planter bf okay! at least he's better than your pig bf!!! he makes me corn for breakfast lunch and dinner! yummmyyy! hahaha my friend really thought that i went to india okay, when i said indiana. she's like "why did you decide to go to india? is it coz you were born there?" hahaha i was like :\


in conclusion, you guys are extremely racist. goodbye!

Nat: bored, again

Lam, didn't you know? Indiana is in India.. That's why Drishti went there. Hehe jk! By the way, this picture has special significance amongst the three of us. Introducing the Chinese Doctor Student From that Chinese Drama Serial:

Drishti I can't remember if I showed this picture to you before or not; but I almost died when I saw it so I had to take a picture just for you. Just for you.

By the way, here is a portrait of the three of us (we're ones on the right, if you can't see.. brown, off-white & yellow)

Oh and a close up of Drishti and her new friends. What a party!

I can't wait!! 21 MORE DAYS AND MY 1ST LUMP OF LARD RETURNS!!! I must seem like a right loser, posting all the time.. but livejournal 403 Forbid me to access their site :(

lam

tokyo toilets. haha can wash your ass okay. haha but u 2 fatties asses are too bigg. the water will spray all over the place.

shinjukuuuuuuu. on the bridge of between this 2 shopping centres called odakyu..

ikebukuroooo. the red characted with the yellow box in the middle of the picture is my FAVOURITE shop okay. haha i will buy it over one day.

sakuuuuuura.

nat the fucking anap shop is behind the damn sign.

OI FATTIES. I HAVE A GOOD IDEA.
YOU FATTIES SHOULD COME TOKYO IN MAY. come visit me coz i am fat.

WHERE IS INDIANA?

u mean they have corn in indiana? or is it some corn field plantation. drishti go find some corn planter for boyfriend.

Nat: updates on my life

This is officially my new home aka red light district in Amsterdam.

And just down the street is my favourite shop.. the magic mushroom store!

They sell drink sachets like the one below. Multi trance!!!

Agh I'm so bored :( I hate being all alone in Singapore. My driving test is on Tuesday (as I repeat for the second time!) All e-banners & online bouquets of encouragement should be sent to three.fatties@gmail.com; directed at Nat. Thanks.

Nat: fatti

Hello! I have a hilarious picture that I took in Rome just specially for us. It's meant to be!!!


This is so exciting.. I love coming to check the blog and see that all the other fatties have updated. But I want to see pictures of Indiana & Tokyo. Btw drishti have you even eaten any corn while you were there? I heard it is very sweet indeed. Not like your face.

BOM BOM BOM; that is the sound of the fatties. Bye!!

p.s. dwind, kl suggests going to tokyo in may. you'll be the one and only maplat there and you can embrace your inner munjen.

lam

HAHA drishti. DO UR WORK.
and stop partying!! BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT!!
22 days????!
why so fast!!!!!!!!

follow me everything is all right.

Drishti

helloo fatttieees!!!
hahah this is so funny! i love it! soon we're going to be famous for our blog. just watch it! anywayyyy lets see, 22 more days till i get back to SINGAPORE! and we can all unite and talk about fat things, like...well i'm sure you guys know who. hahaha. it's raining very heavily over here which is kinda annoying. so now i am officially 19 which makes me the oldest fatty! :O i have a shit load of homework due for monday and tuesday which i have not started on, but whats new right? i'm very happy because my earliest class next semester is at 10 30. anyway those pics. wowww crab overload plsss! i can smell it all the way from here!
hehehe kbye!

lam

tim looks fucking greedy in pic 2.
and what the fuck is wrong with tim and skeletons.
he should be out of BAND OF BICEPS.
NAT WHERE IS UR EATING CRAB FACE.

lam

omg i seriously dont understand how people change so much.
like how can people just be against u out of a sudden
and then like people just dont hang out anymore because gf say no.
damn sad seriously.
july is fatties unite.
okay actually i think i am the only one not very sure whether i will be in sing hor..
U GUYS ARE FAT.

Nat: my first post

Hello hello! Ok no one bothers with introductions.. so: pictures pictures!! That day before Kai booked into Army.. He, Tim, Alex and I went to some obscure location and ate $150 worth of crabs. Here are some pictures from that night:

The Jolly Army Man & Soon To Be Army Man

Peel the crab. Be the crab.

Alex shows us how it's done

Our giant bowl of crab noodle.

I have no picture of the crab as it was before the four of us swooped over it (mostly because we swooped over it before I could get my camera out)

Okay best shot ever. Don't disagree!!
Um um I'm running out of things to say already.. OH OH my driving test is on Tuesday!! If I pass you can call me anytime to be your personal cab driver. Booking fee is $2.50; add $2.50 during peak hours!!

Boston U accepted me but I never wote their supplementary essay (???!!!) It must've been the A3 blow up picture of myself that I sent along with my application. Yes its true, I'm an aquired taste.

Ahoy!

You've reached the combined blog of We Three Fatties!
Congratulations. Fat invasion begins: NOW.